Dwayne Barnes


  • Birthplace: Unknown

  • Relationship Status: Consciously Coupled

  • Children: Amazing Jane

  • Career: Records Sealed

  • Homebase: Austin, TX

  • Hobbies: Going to Adult Proms/Rescuing Sneezing Monkeys/classically trained Oboe player

  • Demographic: Generation X

  • Regrets: Too few to mention


  • Member since 2018

  • Award(s): Best Dressed Couple at the AFHC’s 2019 Beard Prom

  • Position in club: Show up, win club awards, go home, brag to friends

  • Other positions: Make club members laugh

Bio written under duress by PEH