Frequented Bearded Questions

 

Do you have to have facial hair to join the AFHC? Yes, but we are pretty sure that all humans have facial hair. 

Do you wash it like hair? Yes.

My beard won’t grow longer than (gesture length of beard). Why? Your beard has reached Terminal Length. If you want you can try mayo treatments and other radical moisturizers. Terminal Length usually means your hair gets too brittle and breaks off after a certain length.

How do you kiss? Tenderly, as all kisses should be. But, a kiss without a mustache is like soup without salt.

Can women be compete? Yes, we encourage women to compete in the creative or realistic Ladies/Fantasy categories. 

Can I be a vendor at an event? Absolutely! Provide your contact information here and we will be in touch for our next event. 

    Does it itch? If you keep growing your facial hair it will either eventually stop bothering you or you will get used to it.

    Do you brush it? Sometimes.

    What does your shirt say? Shirts don’t talk.

    How do you eat? Just like you, except we have to take care and mind the gnarly beard.

    Are you in ZZ Top? Not in real life.

    Why do you grow it out? Because it is who I am; It is what happens when I try to be me.

    Can I judge a competition? Yes, sign up here and we will email you before our next event.

    Can I get a press pass? Totally! But first we need to validate some of your information. Provide your credentials here.