Eric Hayes Patkowski


  • Member since 2012
  • Serial non-competitor/bar stool warmer
  • Born in Texas in 1971, raised in Oklahoma, triumphant return to Texas in the 2nd grade, moved to Austin in December of 1994 after double-majoring in Political Science and History at UT-Pan American in the Rio Grande Valley
  • Leftist/craft beer aficionado with dodgy grooming habits and an itchy trigger finger
  • Feeder of squirrels, birds, feral cats and raccoons, and caretaker of Ernesto the Cat