Tony DiRico
Merch Manager


  • Automotive Genius

  • Wears shorts year round

  • Married to a Whiskerina

  • 90% heterosexual

  • Doesn't do marijuana

  • Has big hands


  • Merchandise Manager
  • Has competed (records have been sealed)
  • Most Liked Member of AFHC
  • "What would Tony do?" is asked before any decision is made
  • Is a kind and gentle beast who will rip your face off with love

Bio written under duress by PEH